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Paw and Order – Fake Money

English Bulldog wearing a green St. Patrick's Day leprechaun hat

Buster the Bulldog is in trouble, again. This time, Buster is alleged to have tried to pay a debit with fake US currency.  As the story goes, on St. Patrick’s Day, Buster was at his favorite Irish hand out, Paddy’s Pub in Philadelphia, drinking and having a great time.

Late in the afternoon Buster was feeling no pain and decided to buy a round of drinks for the entire bar.  Once Buster’s tab was ready, he apparently tried to pay with a handful of Lucky Charm’s marshmallows.

A large pile of colorful cereal marshmallows covering a handwritten financial note from Paddy's Pub.

Once management found out Buster was attempting to pay for his tab with cereal, Buster was told to “stay” and provide payment in US Currency. Philly Paw Enforcement arrived, and Buster immediately advised that all questions should be directed to his attorneys at Rosenberg | Perry & Associates. In lieu of payment, Buster agreed to settle his tab by working in the back washing dishes. Since Buster does not have thumbs, He used his tongue to clean every plate. No charges were filed because, well, everybody loves the Bus.